playing someones ass cheeks like a pair of bongos would fix me

and when everybody movement...

...NO ONE WILL

mech with “student driver” stickers slapped all over it

PEOPLE on this website don't Talk about this shit enough:

• you can have potato for breakfast
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• If you want

Environmental Storytelling

shocking

ALT

Really great texts suggestions in the middle of my conversation about Matthew Lillard.

ALT

Bonus emojis it wanted me to send during the same conversation.

My phone may be haunted.

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????

HT

Happy bday, boi <3

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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